The Lab's Favorite Lab Rat Joke

You ever notice how lab equipment can be a bit too finicky — i swear my centrifuge has more mood swings than my team when deadlines are approaching! Makes me wonder if it’s just trying to get out of the workload like the rest of us. What’s your favorite lab-related joke?

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