Why do fish never play piano

Because you can’t tuna fish! I just had a fascinating discussion about the sound frequencies fish can produce and how it plays a role in their communication. It’s funny to think about how they might be trying to form a band underwater. Anyone else have a marine creature joke that ties into their behavior?

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I love the idea of fish trying to form a band underwater! Maybe they’d need a ‘scale’ for their auditions. Anyone got a joke about octopuses?

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It’s wild to think about fish trying to communicate with sound… , if only they could sync up for a real underwater concert. I remember reading about how clownfish use specific frequencies to warn each other about danger – sounds like they could use a solid ‘band manager’.

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